America!
“And then there’s the competition. Rockstar Aaron trades the mayorship [on Foursquare] of certain places back and forth with other big users like the ubiquitous Colfax J, who rules the roost at more than twenty places, including Gabor’s and the Ogden Theatre.
‘Colfax J is the mayor everywhere. I’m competitive with him, but I don’t know him,’ Rockstar Aaron says. Colfax J recently ousted Aaron from Planned Parenthood.”
(via Westword)
Colfax J must be like, “Yeah, that’s right. I get tested for gonorrhea every twenty-four hours. Try and take my mayorship. JUST TRY.”
