My new blog: A Cupcake A Day!!!!
Hey ladies! It’s me, Gillian. Today I’m starting a new blog called “A Cupcake A Day” and I wanted to tell you a little about it.
WHAT MY NEW BLOG WILL BE ABOUT:
- Umm, cupcakes! Every FUCKING day!
- Feminism!
- Just kidding, it’s mostly just photos of cupcakes I see online and am like, OM NOM NOM NOM NOM. LOLZZZZZ!
WHAT MY NEW BLOG WILL NOT BE ABOUT:
- John.
- Seriously. I know people have been complaining that I write about him a lot on my personal blog and that I miss him and need him. You will not find John-related content on this new blog. For real!
- I don’t need him. I only need RED VELVETS. Why can’t cream cheese frosting be my boyfriend?!
- Though now that we’re on the topic of John, we took that one vacation to Tulum, you know, in Mexico? It was last summer. And we were laying together on this two person hammock, and the sun was setting. So beautiful. And he turned to me, and he said, “I could lay here the rest of my life with you.” Apparently he was kidding because then he fucked that whore Crystal (WHAT KIND OF A STUPID FUCKING NAME IS CRYSTAL) like two weeks later. So there’s John for you! That’s why I’m not blogging about him anymore.
- Cupcakes
- I had you going there for a second. It’s going to be all about cupcakes!!!
- And John. Lots of posts about how cupcakes remind me of John.
