Anonymous asked: WhHERE ARE YOU? I miss the random little quips you used to post throughout the day. I'M INCREDIBLY ANGRY ABOUT THIS.
Dear Anonymous,
Thank you for your anger. My new job requires the use of my brain literally every second I’m at work, so I don’t have much time to write “random little quips” on tumblr. I assure you that if I didn’t have to spend many hours of my day writing jokes for a paycheck, I’d be writing them here for you for free.
Sincerely,
Lee
P.S. Happy Thanksgiving!