I’ve always felt like a lesbian woman trapped in a boy’s body. Whenever I played Street Fighter 2, I would always pick Chun Li. Those legs. That body. I wanted those legs. I wanted that body. I wanted it so bad, I wanted to be it. But the best I could do was control her female figure with a joystick that only reminded me of my own penis. And six buttons that only reminded me of my own six testicles.
— Brent Weinbach, from his new, truly bizarre and hilarious CD, The Night Shift
