Apple’s new mouse CHANGES EVERYTHING
Apple just released a new mouse!!!!!
Buying this mouse is a way for me to tell the world, “I use a mouse that doesn’t need buttons. This ain’t your parents mouse, got it? I live by my own rules with a badass mouse that doesn’t make me more efficient or solve any of the problems associated with modern computing or do anything other than look pretty and will probably sell extraordinarily well. Go choke on your scroll wheel, grandpa!”
