An actual exchange I just had in a meeting
Me: I wasn't subtle about my intention to go to Dallas [where the client is], take them out to a nice dinner and get them drunk.
Boss: Yeah, just tell them to shower and get clean so you can blow them.
(My boss talks to me and my co-worker using language not appropriate for the workplace to endear himself to us, but I don't think he meant to say something that dirty. I'm going to continue the analogy to make him feel bad about himself.)
Me: I'm not putting my mouth anywhere that isn't clean.
*uncomfortable laughter from everyone in the room*
Success!
