This catalog is useful if you have a girlfriend or don’t.
If you do: you can buy her pretty lingerie as a holiday present.
If you don’t: you can buy your collection of teddy bears pretty lingerie; teddy bears you have named after all your ex-girlfriends and that you’ve never told anyone about. Not even your therapist. But they make you happy, happier than any woman could because they are made of soft fabric and aren’t lying, cheating whores named Lindsay.
