Sharingtime goes to the supermarket
It's 7 PM on a Friday, the scientifically-proven most lonely time in the world to go food shopping. Your hero finds himself shopping at said time. All dialogue is going on in my head.
Lee: Well, self, let's find us some good apples.
Lee's Brain: Aye aye.
(The Weepies "Gotta Have You" plays over the speakers.)
Lee: Ugh.
Lee's Brain: Hey, it's that song you associate with that girl!
Lee: Tell me about it.
Lee's Brain: Don't mind if I do, Lee! Didn't you used to listen to that song on the way to see her sometimes? And hey, didn't you two used to shop here all the time?
Lee (grudgingly): Yes, brain. Great observation. Really great.
Lee's Brain: Anytime.
Lee: Hey brain. Last time I was here with her, my balls were also here. So how come you don't bring up the thought of my balls every time I shop at this particular supermarket?
Lee's Brain: I had not thought of that. I guess it was an oversight.
Lee: How about this? When I'm shopping here, we think about my balls instead.
Lee's Brain: It's up to you, Lee.
Lee: Damn right it is.
Lee's Brain (to itself): You win this round, Lee. You win this round.
