That’s what I get for trying to do the right thing
Dear Girl I Just Took Out On A Date,
We had a good time the other night, right? But I wanted to address that awkward moment at the end of the night when we were in your car. You were dropping me off and I wanted to kiss you before I left, but there was that huge barrier between us in the form of your car’s gear shift. I didn’t even try to make a move due to the high potential of me accidentally shifting the car into reverse and getting you into an accident.
I apologize that my solution to this problem was getting out of the car, slashing your back tires, and then getting back into the car and saying “You look wheely tired. I hope you’re still in the mood to make out.” I realize now that joke might have been insensitive considering you were still angry about the whole tire slashing incident. That also explains why you karate chopped my genitals.
Looking forward to our second date,
Lee
