Stellar Halloween costume ideas for couples
Time for my annual ritual of not having a costume on Halloween and rushing to the store at the last minute! Ugh, it’s the worst. I’m going to print my list out of couples costumes and pass it out to every girl I see in the Halloween store. Surely my ideas are so good I cannot be rejected!
Here they are:
- I’m a vampire and she’s a vampiress
- I’m a trucker and she’s an ice road
- I’m President Obama and she’s Secretary of the Department of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius
- I’m Larry King and she’s an apologetic celebrity
- I’m Netflix and she accidentally lets me stay in her house because she forgets I’m there for a week
