Breaking news hits social networks in 3 mins; mainstream news sites in 20 mins. →
(via @RachelSterne)
IMAGINE WHAT YOU COULD HAVE DONE WITH THAT IMPORTANT NEWS ABOUT BALLOON BOY IN THOSE 17 MINUTES.
Seriously, when the world ends, I’m going to be a little ok with it. Of course, I might not know the world is ending until 17 minutes after the rest of you hepcats.