Lay off, Amazon.
I bought a yoga mat this morning on Amazon. I should’ve just bought it in the real world because now Amazon has started recommending a ton of “related products” I am completely not interested in. Things like:
- extra-large tampons (for your extra-large vagina)
- the Director’s cut of How To Lose A Guy in 10 Days
- the new Luna bar flavor “Chocolate Strong Enough For a Man, But Made For a Woman Crunch”
- Yankees season tickets
