Luv
It happens to me all the time. I sit down to deliberately write something (an essay, a letter, a story) and I don’t have a single thing to say. But then, randomly and when I least expect it, I’ll be walking through the grocery store or talking to a friend when words and passages suddenly flood my mind and I start writing like there is no tomorrow. Today, during a random chat with an educated, eloquent friend about Boston Creme Pie, I wrote my wedding vows.
Friend: Well, the never trying [Boston Creme Pie] part is fine, but knocking it as not tasting good is just wrong if you’ve never tried it. It is WRONG. I still luv u tho honey, here’s a rose &——->—-$%^## (at the bottom are the thorns)
Me: bay-bee, i love u so much, n no1 can tell me to stop luving you SCREW THEM there jealous bc u r my baby. My mom is just a bitzch SHE DON’T EVEN KNOW U BABY not like i do lol and i will show you 4ever baby til we die in each otherz arms xoxo lol
Friend: Is that real or did you just make that up because I can’t tell the difference. It’s so convincing. I’m a little scared you used to be one of those people, but you’re much too smart.
Me: when i sleep i dream of u. my love 4 u goes on 4ever. when ppl say that there iz 1 person out there 4 u, i didn’t believe them until i met you baby. its been 2 months and this is true love. u have been here thru rough times and when u say those 3 words all i wanna do is be wit u.
Me: ^o,o^ look baby, its an owl bc ‘who who’ loves u? me. and i will luv u 4ever, u r the reason i can fly.
Friend: Lindz baby, ur so impt to me and I try to put it into werds bt thr arent ne. I 8 ice creme 2day and I thinked about our luv and how it was like that ice creme, sweet and special.
Me: baby u r imprtnt 2 me too baby i know that ppl give us shit especially amber but SHE IS JUST A JEALOUZ BITCH who didnt derserve u and now i have u and she is just jealous just like all the other girls and bitches i hav a msg 4 u… BACK OFF BC Friend IS MINE he propozed to me on r 3 month annaversary and we r getting married when i am done with high school.
Friend: I seriously don’t believe that you finished high school
Me: college degree, trick!
Friend: sure
Me: lulz i no right
Friend: I NEW IT
Me: LOL SMILEY FACE
Friend: LOLOLOLOL. I believe this is actually killing more brain cells than weed and alcohol combined.
F’ing Amber.
