Phrases I will not say on my date tonight
- “I sure am bilingual. Don’t tell me Klingon isn’t a real language.”
- “I lost my virginity to a whore in Paris. Sorry, a whore named Paris. Ok, I once pleasured myself to Paris Hilton’s sex tape. That counts, right?”
- “Ha. You’re funny! Actually, that’s me. I’m funny. No one else at this table is.”
- “I’m not saying I cry every time I hear a Smiths song, but…” *weeps uncontrollably*
- “Yeah, blogging is awesome.”
