Earlier in the evening, I made a joke about Zaha Hadid’s postmodern designs giving my friend a handjob. Then I ordered this beer float, which they make by combining vanilla ice cream and chocolate sauce into the darkest stout the microbrewery makes.
I was then informed that hearing me say the words, “I’d like the beer float” was the gayest thing I’d said all night. I then proceeded to drink it through a straw with absolutely no shame.
