How not to talk to a recently divorced friend
Me: Sorry to hear she left you, man. That's rough.
Him: Yeah.
Me: I've been there. I've been there.
Him: You've never been divorced.
Me: No, I mean, I've been with your wife.
Him: That's not funny.
Me: I'm not smiling. It wasn't particularly pleasant. She kept talking about you the whole time. Real turn off.
