Create your own Lady Gaga performance!
You too can create your own magical Lady Gaga performance guaranteed to shock Middle America and please her fans!
Simply follow this guide…
Lady Gaga will take the stage wearing:
a) something super crazy
b) something really crazy
c) something batshit crazy
d) jeans and a t-shirt, but really fucking crazy jeans and a t-shirt that’s got bubbles on it or some shit
Lady Gaga will play a piano that’s:
a) on fire
b) bedazzled
c) recently announced he’s a homosexual
d) all of the above
Lady Gaga will sing a song about:
a) messed up love
b) that gay piano she plays
c) no one’s sure
d) it doesn’t matter, SHE’S PLAYING A PIANO THAT’S FUCKING ON FIRE
