Angels we have heard on high
“A man who walked into a Michigan diner with a 5-inch knife stuck in his chest ordered a coffee and complained only about the cold weather.”
(via HuffPo)
Asked why he had a knife stuck in his chest, the man replied that he had a dream where Josh Groban, Michael Bublé and Il Divo got together and recorded a Christmas album. When he woke up, he thought it was real. He claims he meant to stab his ears instead.
