This is really the only way to pose with Victoria’s Secret models. I’ve made a note to do the same when I run into Gisele.
Lee, you are going to explain in further detail, I hope? I never got to hear the full story of you wooing her over at P. Diddy’s birthday bash.
K (as I call her) and I have a long, sordid history. I was travelling in the Czech Republic, her homeland, when she approached me at a bar. I rejected her, as I find her extraordinarily plain.
Years later, we did indeed meet at P. Diddy’s, but it was in the Hamptons for his annual white party. I had pity sex with her on the roof of his house, while Russell Simmons and Billy Joel cheered us on from below.
This afternoon, I ran into her at La Bottega, the restaurant at the Maritime Hotel. She asked to take a picture with me for her scrapbook. The cover of the scrapbook read: “Pictures of Lee: The Sexiest Man I’ve Ever Loved.”
