Corny
I’ve been informed that there’s a country song called “She Thinks My Tractor’s Sexy.”
It was better than the first version of the song, “She Thinks It’s Awesome That The Government Subsidizes Corn: As A Farmer, I Get Paid To Grow Lots Of Corn Even At The Expense Of The Environment And The Health Of The Country.”
(Can you tell I’m reading Omnivore’s Dilemna?)
