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May 3, 2008 at 4:17pm
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This one... is for the ladies

I think if this were marketed properly, it could really take off. It’s porn made for women, especially those excited about starting a family in the future. 

It starts off with a married couple talking about wanting to conceive. They show the camera the possible colors for the baby’s room and the Storkcraft Crib they’ve purchased online.

They announce that according to their doctor, this is the best time to conceive. We follow them to their room, hurrying to take their clothes off. Cut to fifteen minutes of missionary.

The last hour and a half is cuddling and reading a baby names book out loud to each other.

Notes

  1. candywrapped reblogged this from jgh and added:
    im totally following...bidness up with “porn...orientals” 1....
  2. monkosaurus reblogged this from sharingtime and added:
    ah, that’s cute.
  3. confidenceman reblogged this from sharingtime and added:
    think if this were marketed properly, it could really take off. It’s porn made for women, especially those excited about...
  4. mudkipz4ever reblogged this from sharingtime and added:
    From Steve: OMGOMGOMG i loooove...idea…. not! 45...doggy...
  5. hellofriend reblogged this from sharingtime
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  7. sharingtime reblogged this from jgh and added:
    I should’ve been...didn’t actually believe that the...idea...
  8. candywrapped reblogged this from jgh and added:
    going to assume this was meant to be a joke. It’s just, uh, not that funny. Not every woman wants to make the babies,...
  9. sarahchristine reblogged this from sharingtime and added:
    That would not get me “in...mood” but it would remind me
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