On Saved by the Bell this morning…
I flipped by TBS this morning only to see Zach get his motherfuckin’ ass beat by a punk from Valley.
And guess who rescued him from a further beating? His girlfriend.
Zach didn’t appreciate his manhood being threatened, so he stabbed her. Her blood spilled out on the floor of The Max as shocked nerds looked on, but did nothing. They just stared.