"An Orlando man who started having sex with his date on a restaurant table in view of young children, and who then refused to pay the bill, was arrested on a charge of defrauding an innkeeper…"

Two thoughts:

1) I’m glad Florida will probably decide this election.

2) This reminds me of the time I had sex with myself in a booth at Friendly’s, and then refused to pay for the Fribble.

(from Harper’s via Smoking Gun)

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  1. dalasverdugo said: Subscribe to Harper’s Weekly review email. It’s worth it. Gems like this every week.
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