Another way to get punched in the face
I’ll often think to myself, “What could I say to that person over there in a few words that would make him punch me in the face?”. Curse words are not allowed.
I think I figured out one for the gym locker room. Look a guy up and down. Take it all in. Then, as you go for a high five, shout…
“Sweet nips, bro!”
Pow! Right in the kisser.
