Live from a Brand New concert pt. 1
So Lee, how much does wearing plaid correlate with being a disaffected high school student out with his five dude friends for a night on the town? Well, judging from the clumps of dudes in all around me… quite a bit.
I may be the only person at this show with a 401(k). Or knows what the fuck a 401(k) is.
I’m the only person here who showered. I actually had to move because one dude smelled so bad. And now that fucker found where I moved and is standing in front of me again. For real, dude?
I’m the only one here who has graduated high school… in the 90’s.
I guess I’m too old for this type of crazy rock and/or roll performance happening.
