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Why can't you smoke cigarettes and drink coffee like the rest of us?

Dear people who drink Diet Coke at 9 AM,

Why? Your habit makes no sense. Do you crave the taste right when you wake up in the morning? Or are you an addict who just needs a fix?

I like the taste of Kahlua, but you don’t see me drinking it in the morning. And if I am, the smell is conveniently obscured by coffee. No one is the wiser.

Sincerely,

A Concerned Citizen

Notes

1. capricious reblogged this from fatmanatee and added:

   i mean let’s be honest. i had diet coke this morning, and i felt much better afterwards. addiction rock n rollllll. on a...

2. onedayinthelife reblogged this from sharingtime and added:

   coffee drinkers and cigarette smokers. It’s nothing more than cold carbonated...And it’s...

3. noahkai reblogged this from sharingtime
4. thelifeilead reblogged this from sharingtime and added:

   regular coke or even mountain dew and...AM that person this ‘concerned citizen’ is talking...

5. sleazeball reblogged this from sharingtime and added:

   find myself in agreement, except…I...Diet Coke on top...all...

6. whileyouwereout reblogged this from sharingtime
7. sydvish reblogged this from fatmanatee and added:

   Good morning sharingtime and fatmanatee! As I type, I am sipping my cherished morning Diet Coke, so I’ll tell you why...

8. ohgrowup reblogged this from fatmanatee and added:

   I feel that I have to defend myself here. I am an addict. I also drink coffee and smoke tons of cigarettes but diet...

9. katiebakes reblogged this from sharingtime and added:

   The post is titled “Why can’t...smoke cigarettes and drink coffee

10. themattsmith reblogged this from kiamatthews and added:

    True. It is only superseded by the caucasian genetic predisposition to buying water in a bottle.

11. kiamatthews reblogged this from fatmanatee and added:

    I have discovered this in recent years, but white people LOVE diet soda. Like, they can’t stand the taste of regular...

12. sharingtime posted this