(via movieoftheday)
Suggested response:
“The skirt convention was canceled because the skirts we bought had a deadly chemical agent on them. You see, they were made by cheap labor in sweatshops in Bungladesh (not to be confused with the similarly named country - this place is a private island that is solely populated with sweatshops). The chemical clung to the fabric of the skirts and caused the wearer of said skirts to die from poisoning. I am the only survivor. I wear this skirt even though it may be causing me to die a slow, painful death. But no matter. I do this for my fellow woman.”
