The War on Christmas is over, if you want it

Great news everyone: if you sit in a Starbucks for an hour this December, you will have heard every Christmas song ever performed by Norah Jones.

If you stay in Starbucks for three hours, you will never want to hear another Christmas song for the rest of your life. I was forced to work from one this afternoon, and am currently in this boat.

I know this War on Christmas Fox News is all up in arms about is fake, but I’m thinking about starting it for real.

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