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Inside a mall. Santa is out front greeting all the people going into the mall.
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| Santa: |
Merry Christmas, Jew!
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| Me: |
What'd you say?
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| Santa: |
I said, Happy Holidays, Jew!
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| Me: |
Ok, whatever. So are you giving presents to Jewish kids this Christmas too? It'd be nice if you did.
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| Santa: |
The only present I'm giving Jewish children this year is the plague!
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| Me: |
How would you even do that?
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| Santa: |
I keep vials of it in my sleigh! Ho ho ho!
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| Me: |
Jesus.
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| Santa: |
Nope, you don't celebrate his birth, and that's why you're gonna get the plague! The plague is going to come from me, Santa! I'm going to give it to you!
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| Me: |
I'm gonna go now.
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| Santa: |
You can't hide, I know where you live! Merrrrry Christmas! |
