Things I’ll find during my visit to Chipotle’s headquarters tonight
- the bathroom will have cilantro-scented soap
- instead of a soda machine in the breakroom, there will be a burrito machine (I will try to steal it)
- a tortilla press on every desk
- every employee will be in overalls, since their office is also a working farm
- a water fountain that dispenses guac (I will try to steal it)