Things I’ll find during my visit to Chipotle’s headquarters tonight

  • the bathroom will have cilantro-scented soap
  • instead of a soda machine in the breakroom, there will be a burrito machine (I will try to steal it)
  • a tortilla press on every desk
  • every employee will be in overalls, since their office is also a working farm
  • a water fountain that dispenses guac (I will try to steal it)
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  1. kmnml said: Need a hand carting away that guac fountain?
  2. phenthouse said: "Guac is extra."
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