Often and never
An email I’ve never received
Dear Lee,
Your posts are hilarious! I’m a single, appropriately aged woman who lives near you! I’m not crazy at all. Let’s get drinks soon, followed by intercourse. Intercourse as in talking. Not sex. We’ll save that for later… if you’re lucky.
Sincerely,
An attractive, appropriately aged single woman who lives near you
An email I often receive
Dear Lee,
We should get a drink sometime. Followed by intercourse. And I don’t mean intercourse like talking. We’ll save talking for a special occasion.
Sincerely,
An forty-five-year old married dude who lives near you and is watching you through your window right now
P.S. Mac and cheese AGAIN? Don’t you ever get sick of eating that?
