Ceramist Francisco Figueiredo opens a casting mould of a phallus in his workshop in Chao de Parada, central Portugal June 26, 2008. Husband and wife Francisco and Cassilda Figueiredo are among the last exponents of a traditional Portuguese handicraft — making ornamental ceramic penises. For more than three decades, the couple have carefully shaped thousands of cermaic male organs, moulding them into upright shapes and painting them in life-like colours for export to Germany, France and North America. (via Yahoo! News)
“So, what do you do for a living?”
“Uhh, my job sucks. It’s so gay.”
“You know, I hate when people say stuff like that. Just say, ‘my job sucks’ or ‘I hate my job’. There’s no need to use that language.”
“No, seriously. This job is gayer than you can imagine.”
“Ok. Let’s see if I can imagine the gayest job ever. Tim Gunn Impersonator.”
“Gayer.”
“What?”
“I make molds of penises. Then I spend my days touching huge, oversized dicks.”
“That’s even gayer than the other job I thought of: Star Jones’ Husband.”
