Come meet Pepa
Great news, everyone. I just got this email:
“On Thursday Night, we will have a special guest appearance by Pepa of the iconic rap duo Salt-n-Pepa to celebrate our [snowboard release]. Come meet Pepa and enter to win [blahblah].
Here is how my conversation with Pepa will go:
Me: Hi Pepa. Is it Pepa? Is that short for Pepper? Speaking of which, I sure do love black pepper. That wasn’t meant to be racist! I sincerely love black pepper! I have a grinder at home that gets a lot of use! Speaking of grinding, I loved your video for Shoop. Remember that one? Man, that was fun. The ’90s, right?!