gut yontif, leshana tova tikatevu vetehatemu. (via undomestic)
Let me translate for you people who don’t speak jew: “These apples represent the sweetness of victory as we celebrate the death of our christian enemies! Hey, did you see the Dow? 777 points. Oh man. It’s getting ugly out there. How’s Rebecca? And the kids? Wow, she’s getting up there. 8 years old! I remember when she was just a little one. Ok, we better quiet down, the Rabbi’s speaking.”
