I wonder if that guy’s read one word that wasn’t in a porno mag.
—
Fountains of Wayne
This lyric gets stuck in my head every so often. Back in high school, I wrote a sketch inspired by this line that was performed by the City Theater Company. It featured a William Shatner cutout figure and lots of people buying porn at a newsstand. It was also based on my experience of selling porn mags to people while working at a newsstand.
My parents were not proud never prouder and it even got one or two genuine laughs.
