Sharingtime goes hiking
Me: Hello, Miss. You look very nice in your hiking boots.
Her: Thanks. I just got these, actually.
Me: Cool. May I accompany you down this trail?
Her: You may.
Me: Great!
Her: So what brings you hiking today?
Me: I enjoy being physically active. And it's a great place to meet women.
Her: Really?
Me: No.
Her: Aww, I'm sorry.
Me: No big deal.
Her: I'm married, by the way.
Me: Oh. If you weren't married, would I have a chance with you?
Her: I would rather go down on a handful of gorp.
Me: Hmm. Did you let me walk with you all this time on the off chance that you could use that line about gorp on me?
Her: Yes.
Me: I have never wanted anyone so badly in my life. Also, can you go down on a handful of gorp in front of me?
Her: Please leave me alone.
