Something I wrote on my 10th birthday that also applies to today
Today is my birthday. I turn a big number that is scary. Tonight I will have a party with my friends. They are cool, but I also like being alone and reading lots of books. Books also don’t make fun of me for being a jew or the because I only wear sweatpants or because I haven’t ever kissed a girl. My favorite music is by Wilson Phillips because in their video they are three girls on top of a mountain singing about “holding on” and I can relate because I hold on to myself quite frequently. That is a joke about my penis. I should probably stop joking around about my privates soon because my parents say it is not a big boy word. I think it’s funny.
I’m excited about what being 10 will be like, though I have no idea what will happen, which is scary, but also really cool.
Now I will write the word penis five hundred times and see if it’s less funny on the five hundredth try.
(Writes the word 499 times.)
Penis.
I cannot control my laughter. My mom is taking me to the doctor now.
