Ice cream is a gift
This dude bagging my groceries at Whole Foods looks like Zack de la Rocha. For real.
I wonder if he’ll appreciate that I’m buying the delicious new Ben & Jerry’s flavor “Freedom From Vanilla” that was developed with his group, Rage Against the Machine. It’s a creamy blend of coffee ice cream made from beans grown in Chiapas with chunks of fair-trade certified bananas, mixed together and then produced in a factory solely staffed by workers without European ancestry. On the side of the pints of ice cream is an inspirational lyric from one of their songs, slightly modified.
“It’s set up like a deck of cards
They’re sending us to early graves
But that’s cool because in heaven there’s Freedom From Vanilla ice cream
Made by the good people at Ben & Jerry’s and Unilever”
Get your pint today!
