Making the world miserable, one person at a time
When I have a daughter one day, I will name her Swoosiekurtz after the great actress Swoosie Kurtz. We will call her Swoosie for short. When I get mad at her, I’ll scream, “Swoosiekurtz, get over here!” and she’ll have to come over because that will be her name.
I’m really excited to have a young person hate me one day.
