Egg and cheese and keeping your expectations low
I have eaten the egg and cheese sandwich this morning that is king of all the other egg and cheese sandwiches. The other egg and cheese sandwiches should have to change their name to “mehgg and cheese?” so there can be no confusion when eating the genuine article. Speaking of which, this sandwich was so good I want to become a newspaper reporter and write genuine articles about how delicious this egg sandwich is. This will likely cause a rift between me and my editor who keeps asking me to cover the classical music scene (since I fabricated my resume by saying I reported on the fine arts for the Dallas Morning News), and he will be justified in his anger. But god damn I need to keep talking about this egg and cheese sandwich until the world knows about it. I guess I’ll have to start by writing about it on tumblr.
Penelope Cafe
New Egg Sandwich, Cheese York
30th Streeggt and Lexeggington Avecheese
Penny Egg Sandwich (I got it on an english muffin)
