Songs we sing ourselves
Sometimes when I’m the only person on the bus, I go to the back and sing to myself. I sing a song of my own making, with my own melody. The lyrics are often the following:
I’m the only one on this bus
I’m the only one on this bus
No one can see me
I am all alone
I’m the only one on this bus
But what do I do when someone gets on the bus? I simply change the lyrics:
I’m the only one in the back of the bus
I’m the only one in the back of the bus
One asshole can see me
I’m not alone because that guy in tie dye can see me
I’m the only one in the back of the bus
But oftentimes other passengers distract me, and then this horrible thing happens.
I missed my stop
I totally missed my stop
If it weren’t for that guy in tie dye who distracted me from where the bus was
I wouldn’t have missed my stop
At least he sold me some pot
After a while, I’ll finally get home and sing another song to myself.
That guy sold me some horrible weed
I’m pretty sure this is just oregano
I really could go for a pizza now
I’m the only one in my apartment
