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July 30, 2010 at 12:32pm
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Downfall

I hope one day the Jersey Shore cast gets to be on that ABC show Downfall where they throw people and their belongings off the side of buildings. So Angelina answers a bunch of questions wrong and the host is like, “Ok, Angelina, off the side of the building you go!” and the conveyor belt moves and she goes off the side and is like, “I’m the queen bitch of Staten Island bitch! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” but then the stunt coordinator goes, “Oh shit, we forgot to hook her up to wires!” and then Angelina screams, “My life has been wastedddddddddd!” and plummets to the ground and then splat! But then she wakes up and discovers it was one of those shared dreams like in Inception, a shared dream OF THE ENTIRE WORLD.

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