@#%&*! Smilers
This bus is driven by the happiest bus driver in the world. Have you ever had a bus driver smile at you as you boarded (not so fast, pretty girls)? That doesn’t happen to me often. You show me a smiley bus driver and I’ll show you a sign that says, “That doesn’t happen to me often.”
This is a man who loves his job. But I don’t think it’s the job that makes him happy. I have a feeling this guy smiles regardless of the situation. He’s the type of dude who, if forced to shovel shit on the side of the NJ Turnpike in 105 degree heat, would have the biggest (shit-eating) grin on his face, like he knows something you don’t.
Or maybe that’s the trick: smile while you’re shoveling shit. It makes it easier to smile when you’re not, too.
