Wear this hat, sit in the corner.
Two weeks ago, I saw a musician named Vienna Teng perform and speak at an event called TEDxBoulder. She told a story about how in Taiwan, when you’re in middle school, you take a test. This test determines the trajectory of your life.
If you score high… you go into mathematics, engineering or the sciences.
If you score average… you go into the social sciences or business.
If you score poorly… you become an artist.
Artists are dummies! Get it?
She graduated from Stanford with a computer science degree. And then told her parents she was becoming a musician. They were not pleased. She traveled around the world with her music and is now going back to school for sustainability, I think.
Anyhow, back to writing this joke about MMA fighting techniques. It’s gonna be grrrrrreat.
